![]() Red Lobster via tyeman 200Ĭlaim To Fame: The cheddar biscuits, duh.Īchilles Heel: Much like the expectations vs. Overall: They base their entire brand around the fact that people have nothing to live for other than Friday evening, and then think that the greatest activity they could possibly conduct is be 31 years-old go on a double date predicated on spending $20 on two dishes. ![]() Notable Pop Culture Reference: Urban legend says Vince Young somewhat spent 6K at a T.G.I. Fridays? The elementary school birthday party king.Īchilles Heel: People in their commercials look irrationally happy.įun Fact: They were one of the first establishments to use the timeless promotion now known as ladies night. Fridays via CaribDigitaĬlaim To Fame: Is there really anything better than that mud slide dessert from T.G.I. But ALSO: “Takin’ them hoez to the Cheesecake Factory / Lettin’ them hoez order strawberry lemonade and popcorn shrimps.” – Outkast, We Luv Deez Hoez. Notable Pop Culture Reference: The restaurant has been consistently featured in the CBS Sitcom, The Big Bang Theory. The Cheesecake Factory NightscreamĬlaim To Fame: With portions large enough to feed the entire population of the 3rd-world country of your choice, The Cheesecake Factory represents the pinnacle of American excess.Īchilles Heel: If you order a meal, there’s no way you’re getting to the cheesecake.įun Fact: The average restaurant sandwich contains 1400 calories. Overall: Like the movie Billy Madison, you like it a lot better as an 11 year-old. ![]() Notable Pop Culture Reference: This song might haunt your dreams: As the big box shows, they’ve come a long way. Pizza Hut finds itself in an awkward middle ground.įun Fact: The first pizza hut was the picture above. Via Sanjay AshĬlaim To Fame: Pizza Hut has been making eyebrow raising changes to the pizza game for decades from the stuffed crust pizza to the cheeseburger crust, Pizza Hut is very much what you should be when ordering chain pizza completely shameless.Īchilles Heel: Sitting down and eating pizza is a tricky science. Pizza Hut The first Pizza Hut, at Wichita State University. Overall: Generally chosen more out of convenience than anything else. Notable Pop Culture Reference: “Says, she want diamonds, I took her to Ruby Tuesdays” – Kanye West, Gone. However, they ended up demolishing the a place called Cheeky’s Bar and Grill next door. They have a cookbook, and an alarmingly large emphasis on being gourmet.įun Fact: In 2008, a demolition crew was supposed to implode the final “old Ruby Tuesday” as a symbolic cap to their rebranding campaign. McDonalds plus.Īchilles Heel: Tries a bit hard. Ruby Tuesday Billy HathornĬlaim To Fame: Handcrafted burgers and sometimes endless fries. Overall: Between the accent and the aformentioned minor league syndrome, can’t totally trust it. Last year’s Outback Bowl saw South Carolina beat Michigan 33-28, in a game featuring that monster YouTube highlight from JaDeveon Clowney. Notable Pop Culture Reference: The have an entire college football bowl named after them. Crawfish is served in southern locations, lobster in New England, and king crab legs in the west. Minor league baseball team of chain restaurants.įun Fact: The menu differs by region. Outback Steakhouse AltonĬlaim To Fame: Bloomin’ Onion and faux Australian flair make Outback an essential component of the American Suburban Experience.Īchilles Heel: Steak is respectable, but tough to pride your name in something that’s miles better at a nicer, fancier place. Overall: An all-around American experience. Friday Night Lights character Tyra Collette works at an Applebees. Notable Pop Culture Reference: Author and Twitter personality is a very big fan. The ‘bees in my hometown boasts jerseys from the school 3 towns away.įun Fact: If you’re craving half-off apps in the Middle East, Applebees has locations in Kuwait, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, and more. Applebees via Afl2784Ĭlaim To Fame: The neighborhood Bar & Grill has seen millions of high school dates–from the triumphs, to the failures, to the accidentally running into the one person you really didn’t want to see right now.Īchilles Heel: The emphasis on neighborhood, while valiant, is sometimes misplaced. ![]() Here’s a look at some of the finest, and all that they bring to our nation’s dining table: 1. There are few things more American than chowing down at a chain restaurant–serving up life as it truly is, with a side of affordable prices to boot.
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